“Bumba from Bushongo” test for religions

Considering most of the present day terrorism and violence are due to the claims of one religion being better than the other, we at F.A.C.T, decided to present a simple test for people to judge their own religion. Since the test could be done entirely by the individual himself, there will not be any external malicious forces affecting the outcome. We have decided to name this test in honor of an ancient God, “Bumba from Bushango”.

The only prerequisites of this test are, ‘courage’ and ‘honesty’. Anyone with these two qualities are eligible to take the test.

The princinple of behind the “Bumba from Bushongo” test for religions, is quite simple: “Ask your religion, questions, to which ‘you’ already know the answers, instead of asking questions which nobody knows answers. If your religion lets you down while explaining the former, you can safely assume that it does not have clues about the latter as well.”

In-line with the spirit of the “Bumba from Bushango” test, you can frame the required questions for the test yourself. For example, ask your religion to explain, what is Sun, what is Moon and what are stars? Ask your religion to explain how the Solar system is created? Ask your religion to explain, what are thunder and thunderbolts. Ask your religions how rains come? Ask your religion, which I guess describes in great length about heavens, to describe the shape of earth.

Hope you find the answer yourself.

Details about “Bushongo” mythology

More about “Bumba from Bushongo” (Source : www.godchecker.com)

BUMBA: From the Bushongo in the Congo comes BUMBA, the African Creator God of Vomit. Yes, vomit.

In the beginning, all was dark. Then out of the darkness came BUMBA, a giant pale-skinned figure. He was not feeling well. In fact he had not been feeling well for millions of years. He was lonely, and the unbearable solitude was making him ill.

Troubled by a ballooning bellyache, he staggered, moaned and vomited up the Sun. Light burst forth into the Universe — and he choked out the Moon. The stars came next and then, with a tremendous effort, he threw up the planet Earth. We do live in a very sick world.

This nauseating display was brought to a triumphant conclusion when, as an encore, he vomited forth nine animals, an assortment of humans, and a pile of diced carrots.

Exhausted from his labors, he sat and watched as the nine creatures multiplied. After a while, they had evolved into every living thing on Earth. Which goes to show that Creationism and Evolution are both right.

Apart from a pesky critter named TSETSE-BUMBA, all his creatures were friendly and respectful. His loneliness abated and finally he was content.

Then BUMBA’s three sons appeared. NYONYE-NGANA, CHONGANDA and CHEDI-BUMBA added the finishing touches and thus the world was made. BUMBA spoke kindly to his human creations before ascending to Heaven, never to be seen again. So far as we know, his stomach has never troubled him since.